if you think i’m clingy now you should’ve seen me in past lives when i was a moss on your grave

platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned

if you dont check your bank account you can pretend nothing is happening

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

Community is so important she said self isolatingly

“how to get rid of smile lines” my god you people hate everything

pisses me tf off when i’m just scrolling and i accidentally click an answer on a poll and it’s not the answer i would have clicked. it makes me feel like im fucking with real scientific data and ruining the outcome for people who spent their life gathering this poll data. i’m so sorry i ruined your life’s work with my clicking.

everyone who menstruates should get 5000 dollars per period just for living through it i think